One week from today, the fourth annual “Limmud NY”:http://www.limmudny.org/ will take place at the Nevele Grande Resort in the Catskill Mountains. We can’t guarantee what lies in store for you at this conference/festival/gathering/Garden of Jewy Delights, but we can state with some degree of certainty that the food there will be superior to that of Limmud England.
Perhaps it is unfair to expect anything more than the culinary equivalent of nails on chalkboard when you have the triple challenge of serving up food that is: a) vegetarian, b) kosher, and c) British, but when you catch yourself fantasizing about hitchhiking to the Burger King 10 minutes away, you know that something has gone terribly awry.
According to insiders attending Limmud England last month, the food was less edible than it has ever been. “A slap in the face to every food that has ever been served,” claimed an attendee. While conference organizers blamed the outbreak of “projectile vomiting” on a bug brought back from Israel, participants pointed their fingers at the food. “All I know is that I avoided the prison-issue scrambled eggs and porridge in the morning. And the salmon cannelloni was a little iffy,” said a regular to Limmud England who managed to avoid illness.
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