Lindsay Lohan, who was raised Catholic, is reportedly converting to Judaism to be closer to her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson.
I’m sure this will give plenty of Jews an excuse to get their tzitzis in a bunch, but personally, I’m all for it. Hell, she already has serious entitlement issues and an overbearing mother. Why not snip the tip off her alleged “seven foot clit” and make it official?
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onegr8singer
Aug 15, 2008
OY!………..
Seriously,tho….who are we to judge happiness, and where it is found? If this is what brings Lindsey contentment,”may she dip and be well”
Puck
Aug 17, 2008
I imagine people would be less sceptical if she hadn’t already run through every religion from Kabbalah to Buddhism…sounds like another desperate grab for publicity from a fading wannabe to me…I’ve never understood why someone would convert for the sa
iconic
Aug 18, 2008
not seeing this as a publicity grab .
IMHO it’s more like Lindsay is a faithaholic……. continually needing to search for inner peace, happiness, or whatever she calls it.
Puck
Aug 18, 2008
Maybe she should stay off the coke then :P
venn99
Apr 12, 2010
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