_Heeb_ at SXSW (Going to Church)
The next few hours are kind of a drunken whirlwind: "Sloan":http://www.sloanmusic.com/ at the "Dollhouse":http://www.dollhouse.com/-sponsored _Jane_ Party ("_Jane_ Magazine":http://www.janemag.com/ had the best...
_Heeb_ at SXSW (Meditations on Daniel Johnston)
I take off and head over to the Convention Center. I narrowly miss a performance by Daniel Johnston. Drats. In my mind, experiencing Daniel Johnston in Austin is akin to experiencing Van Gogh in Arles. Two geni...
_Heeb_ at SXSW (Insound Showcase)
The _Heeb_ crew wakes up around noon and grabs brunch at a pretty mediocre Tex-Mex joint. "Michael Showalter":http://www.michaelshowalter.net/, "Eugene Mirman":http://www.eugenemirman.com/ and "Aziz Ansari":htt...
_Heeb_ at SXSW (Night One)
"The Dears":http://www.thedears.org/ and "Bloc Party":http://www.blocparty.com/ play at Stubb's. I'm drinking my eleventh or so Shiner Bock when I spot former human "Dennis Miller":http://www.foxnews.com/story/...
_Heeb_ at SXSW (Arrival)
We land in Austin on at around 2 p.m. and take a cab to the Hilton to drop off our shit off at the JDub crib. What a fucking madhouse. Sixth Street is like a gigantic L train to Lorimer. We walk past Wayne Coyn...
_Heeb_ at SXSW (Departure)
Off to "SXSW for our showcase at the Habana Calle Annex":http://2007.sxsw.com/music/showcases/club/Habana%20Calle%206%20Annex.html on Saturday night. After fortuitously being bumped to first class (LeTigre was ...
Who Needs Borat?
We've long suspected that Ann Coulter was less the "Second Coming of Charles Manson":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxgVuB3TyaU than a brilliant political satirist. Now we know for sure we were right. "Just wa...
Captaining Kirkland
Last you heard, Levi Okunov was helping us "hijack the mitzvah tank.":http://blogs.papermag.com/2006/12/26/hanukah-joy-ride/ Now, he's causing havoc out west dressing "Sally Kirkland":http://perezhilton.com/top...
Oscars: The Morning After
_West Bank Story_, a musical comedy set in the fast-paced, fast-food world of competing falafel stands on the West Bank wins the Best Live Action Short film award. Is it just me or does "this":http://www.westba...
Lieberman Announcement
Joe Lieberman says he might switch political parties. Now, if he'll only switch religions....
Oscar Snub
We won't be tuning into the "79th Annual Oscar Awards":http://www.oscars.com/ this Sunday night. Consider it our silent protest for Catherine O'Hara's omission in the Best Supporting Actress category. Cate Blan...
College Editor of the Year
_Heeb_ College Editor (and former intern) Joshua Lachter has come a long way since he was our "trained monkey at _Heeb_ Storytelling.":http://heebish.com/photos/view/134 Back then, we didn't trust him to escort...
