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How to Get Jim Jarmusch to EP Your Debut Film

March 10, 2009

Getting badass rocker directorJim Jarmuschon board for your directorial debut film is no easy task even when youalready knowthe dude. Explicit Ills directorMark Webberrevealed the secret to nabbing Jarmusch as ...

The Fantastic Four Get a Makeover

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March 10, 2009

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According to the latest rumors from the geekosphere, Fox intends to reboot the Fantastic Four movie franchise. I guess that's what happens when you make Galactus a cloud, essentially the comic book equivalent o...

Coulter and Maher Heat up the Stage

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March 10, 2009

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I went to Radio City Music Hall last night for the first round of Ann Coulter and Bill Maher's Speaker Series debate. On stage, the pair did little to dissuade long-standing rumors that they are more than frene...

My Experience As Israel’s Minster Of Propaganda

March 10, 2009

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I've been to Israel once. I was 17 and I spent a week with my friend Gideon and his family, who were there visiting Gideon's grandparents. Gideon's uncle managed a nightclub in Tel Aviv and one night he brought...

_Heeb_ Storytelling Returns to Los Angeles Tonight

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March 10, 2009

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We're back at MBar in Hollywood with 7-minute Jewish stories by Joanna Angel, Lizzy Cooperman, Michael Goldstein, Evan Kleiman, Jon Korn, Ben Kronberg and the accordion playing of Adam Shenkman. The eve...

Face The Music

March 9, 2009

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In honor of our impending Music Issue, I give you Sleeveface, only the coolest blog in all of the blogosphere. Check it!...

M.I.A’s Bizarre Baby Name

March 9, 2009

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M.I.A has joined the latest celebrity craze of humiliating their kin with bizarre baby names. Names, that when said child grows older would generally welcome being shoved into a locker at school. "Ickett...

Bacon is So 2008

ElliotKotlyar

March 9, 2009

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Check out _Slate_'s video, which claims that the whole bacon craze has finally come to an end. Confused pigs everywhere are rolling around in mud with glee. ...

_Dr. Suzy’s Porn & Purim DVD Bacchanal_: The _Heeb_ Review

March 6, 2009

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Dr. Suzy's Porn & Purim—DVD Bacchanal opens with a shot of the title character, Dr. Suzy, standing in the backroom of a nightclub, decked out in what looks like a pirate hat and a sparkling, blue bikini. In...

See James Write

March 6, 2009

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James Franco has scored himself a book deal with Simon & Schuster! Hurrah! I mean, it's only natural that the world would want to read Franco's fiction. Not only does he study stream of consciousness diary ...

Interns of the World Unite: You Have Nothing to Lose Except an Occasional Lunch

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March 6, 2009

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There's a lot of complaining out there about how difficult it is to get a decent-paying job. Well, long before the economy's swoon, we interns have been having a tough time: working for nothing, except an occas...

_The Watchmen_: The _Heeb_ Review

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March 6, 2009

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To be sure, The Watchmen is not the Jewiest of films (but since this is Jewdar, the Comedian is played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who also plays the dead deforeskinned dreamboat, Judah Botwin, in Weeds), but we to...