Jerry Heller
Jerry Heller is the business mastermind behind the second great paradigm shift in modern pop music. In 1967, it was the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band that defined the rock music era. In 19...
Gimme Shelter
Nearly every morning, California filmmaker Laura Bialis and the rest of Sderot's residents wake to a female voice chanting, "Tzeva adom." The words echo through the streets as the inhabitants of the small Israe...
Me So Normal
What happens when a hip-hop svengali notorious for his sexual exploits and raunchy musical stylings finally ties the knot? Well, if you're Luther "Uncle Luke" Campbell, the 2 Live Crew ringleader responsible fo...
Just One Night
Getting groupies is not hard, but it is a nuanced game—somewhere between charades, capture the flag and drunken strip chess: It's fun, but you could get hurt and break your dick. Navigating this world of group...
Bound but Not Gagged
"Ellen or Rosie and I have nothing in common; they're old-school joke tellers," says Sandra Bernhard. "My act is more akin to burlesque-rock 'n' roll-cabaret. If I don't get my audience turned on, then I'm not ...
The Six-Year Itch
If he didn't have his latest album as hard evidence, the affable DJ, producer, composer, and remixer Sam Spiegel (a.k.a. Squeak E. Clean) might sound a bit delusional when he tells me how jam-packed with top ar...
_Heeb_ Tweebia
In what will probably prove to be a much less controversial competition than the other one we currently have going, we are proud to announce Heeb's Trivia Tuesdays. In an attempt to make internet friends, the c...
Back to Black?
Apparently, Amy Winehouse went to the Caribbean on holiday a soul singer and came back boasting a new reggae-flavored sound. And, apparently, it ain't good. So bad, in fact, that she has to come up with a whole...
Squatter’s Rights
I know it's crude, but you have to appreciate that this little setup has been my ass's saving grace. It's way too difficult to drop a bomb in our Brooklyn bathroom with five co-workers typing away at their keyb...
Fancy Religious Machers Clash in Cross Kerfuffle
Former Hitler Youth member and current Pope, Benedict XVI, has been told that he cannot wear his usual golden cross (or any cross at all for that matter) during his upcoming visit to the Western Wall in Jerusal...
P.M.S. Funny
Some say that www.pmsbuddy.com (a website that alerts your friends and neighbors when Aunt Flow is in town) is just lightly masked URL trash rolling the clock back on Women's Lib.However, one regional mommy blo...
Ode To A Sitcom Queen
You used to be my hero and used to make me laugh. But now your tired punchlines are merely ugly gaffes. I placed you on a pedestal, which somehow never crashed. Until your zany blogging made me see you as whi...
