He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not…
Khaled Meshal, Hamas' High Muckety Muck, announced this week that Hamas would be willing to accept a Palestinian state within the 1967 borders. Before you get too excited, please note that Meshal, who a couple ...
Naked Man With Tiny Schmeckel Tased
I don't know what's more tragic about this video: The level of brutality that five-o used to placate this party animal, or the fact that tweezers wouldn't help this dude get the jizz out....
Randi Zuckerberg Calls Out Doorman
I literally laughed out loud when I saw this post on Gawker. Apparently, when Randi Zuckerberg (sis of Facebook founder Mark Z.) hit the town last night with Gloria Steinem, she had a run-in with James, the bou...
Simon Helberg: The _Heeb_ Interview
His father worked for Mel Brooks, and that's a tough act to follow. But Simon Helberg doesn't need a daddy complex (nor he be reminded that his pops Sandy had bits in High Anxiety, History of the World Part 1 a...
Guactastic
As if her brisket tacos and kyketails aren't impressive enough culinary feats, Heeb recipe writer Morgan Jarrett went the distance at NachosNY's Guactacular Invitational Tuesday night in Brooklyn and snagged th...
The Gift of Music Hits the Wrong Note
Apparently, an old dude in Germany called the cops on his neighbors complaining of noise. It turns out that said noise was issuing from a musical greeting card on his windowsill.Take a lesson from whoever prese...
Milton Glaser: The _Heeb_ Interview
By Jessica Honikman "The purpose of art is to inform and delight." This quote from the Roman poet Horace sums up the philosophy of Milton Glaser, the Godfather of American graphic design. On May 22, Milto...
Bringing New Meaning to the Phrase “One in the Oven”
Germany's Doc Morris Pharmacies' newest ad campaign has found a new way to encourage safe sex--by placing the fate of the whole freaking world in your shaking pre-coital hands. According to the campaign, when y...
L.A.’s “Dopest” Attorney
If you live in Los Angeles and need a really dope attorney, you should consider calling Allison B. Margolin. Self-proclaimed, L.A.'s dopest attorney, she is a "two time ivy leaguer" /* Style ...
Steve Vincent: The _Heeb_ Interview
Steve Vincent spends his days doing everything he can to keep afloat Angry Drunk Graphics, his underground comic publishing house that, lately, has been getting some flack from the comic book community. A few m...
Jesus Saves, Cat Rocks Out
Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that your mother is actually less crazy than those Rice-Krispie-treat-making, church-going moms you envied growing up. Also, it's nice to see a cat that can play the keyboard....
