_Mister Lonely_
By Pamela Chelin
In the late '90s, writer/director Harmony Korine (Kids, Gummo, Julien Donkey-Boy) was the "it" boy of New York's downtown scene. To escape the spotlight, he moved to London and then to Paris w...
Web Designer Needed: Will Pay You in the Hereafter
Christianity grew out of Judaism, right? It only makes sense that an irreverent Christian media portal would eventually figure out that they too could get away with not paying its contributors. Nick Douglas i...
Gallagher: The _Heeb_ Interview
If Dave Chappelle's Black Gallagher is any indication, a new generation of comics is actually paying more attention to Leo Gallagher, who has been on the road for two decades relentlessly popping one-liners and...
The Airborne Toxic Event: The _Heeb_ Interview
Named for a line in the Don DeLillo book White Noise L.A. band The Airborne Toxic Event suddenly found itself this year with a shit-hot full-length album recorded and a song in regular play on a major radio sta...
Daft Punk’s Electroma: The _Heeb_ Review
By Jed OelbaumDaft Punk has been tooling around with different iterations of their "we are robots" business for awhile, but Electroma, which clocks in at over an hour, marks their most serious effort so far. B...
Four-Eyed Sandwich
Neurotic depressives have reason to rejoice--or do whatever it is neurotic depressives do when they find out that Larry David and Woody Allen will be co-staring in Allen's upcoming film. This is not the first t...
_Then She Found Me:_ The _Heeb_ Review
Then She Found Me, Helen Hunt's misguided directorial debut (due out May 1), tells the winding tale of a married grade school teacher who experiences: the death of her adoptive mother, the departure of her imma...
_Blade_ Gets Made
Somebody should've taken advantage of the accountants at Heeb's Hollywood Party....
Strange, Butt True
That hairdo is good for more than hiding drugs and shivs, it can back up a mean headbutt too. Good thing, considering Winehouse may be joining her husband in prison soon. British police have launched a formal i...
Something to Sneeze At
Last week, ABC produced a story called "Achoo! The Worst Cities for Spring Allergy Sufferers." Allergy sufferers everywhere now have a comprehensive list of cities to avoid. (All of you who can't hand...
Diamond Days Is Only 83 Days Away!
Diamond Days, our annual, four-day music festival moves from Brooklyn to Oakland, CA this summer. We're not yet ready to officially announce the lineup, but we are proud to confirm these venues: Thurs...
Damn, That’s a Lame Ass, Cracker!
If the Jews were slaves in Egypt today, certainly crappy Jewish parody videos would have been one of the Ten Plagues inflicted upon their taskmasters.
