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Mommy Dearest

Are you a single man under constant pressure from you mother to find a nice girl and settle down? A man who also operates under the narcissistic delusion that if someone would just give you a shot you could mak...
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Obama Hussein at it Again

Fox News anchor E.D. Hill called Obama's fist-bump to his wife a "terrorist fist jab." She even had a body language specialist analyze the "innapropriate" gesture. Come on E.D., get with the...
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It Takes a Vodka

Now that Hillary's officially out of the race, she has a lot to drink about. Svedka has offered her an endless supply of vodka for the remainder of the election season. What's next? Joe Francis offering Hildog ...
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In Case You Missed Comic-Con…

Starz has a show on tonight about Hollywood's obsession with comics. The narrative is a little blah (Richard Roeper should stick to sound byte reviews) but the interviews are sort of awesome. Stan Lee and Roger...
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Ice Cream Scheme

A British cookware outfit expects to sell shitloads of their latest product, the rotating ice cream cone, to dairy lovers everywhere who hate it when the summertime treat gets runny and melts all over your hand...
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Shia LaDouche

Even though it's been weeks since I've seen the film, I'm still having a difficult time getting the taste of shit out of my mouth from Steven Spielberg's latest popcorn fare. That the fourth Indiana Jones insta...
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Socalled Life

Rapper/klezmer artist/occasional accordion player Josh Dolgin (a.k.a. Socalled), who we once worried was part of a "big post-modern joke," is the subject of a new documentary by Canadian filmmaker Ga...
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Succulent Ungulate

The meat and milk (though obviously not together) of the endangered giraffe were proclaimed to be kosher today by Israeli Rabbi Shlomo Mahfoud. I now desperately want to try some, but the closest I could find ...
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Hispanic Panic

According to recent studies conducted by the Center of Disease Control and Prevention, Hispanic teens are most likely to attempt suicide, drive in an unsafe vehicle and use cocaine, heroin and ecstasy. As if we...