Ah, love. There’s the happy couple now, beaming away under the huppah.
Well, we have to assume they’re beaming under those surgical masks.
Ilana Jackson and Jeremy Fierstein became one under God on Sunday in Chicago, despite both having swine flu. You gotta wonder–did they tell their guests beforehand?
"Look, we’re still doing this thing, but, heads up, we’ve got the plague. Can’t wait for the horah! xoxo, I&J"
Poor Ilana didn’t even get to walk down the aisle, since she had to maintain a 10-foot distance from her guests to avoid infecting them with her swine disease.
They probably should have postponed. They also probably should’ve checked out this site.