Jurassic Park IV: Now With More Idiot Jews

Sometimes writers say “Presented without comment” because they’re too lazy to write anything else. Other times they say it because the thing being presented genuinely doesn’t need any more explanation. In the case of comic (and occasional Heeb columnist) Aaron Glaser’s audition tape for Steven Spielberg’s upcoming Jurassic Park IV, both hold true.

Here’s Aaron’s audition, presented without comment:

What do you think?