Julio Iglesias Is Jewish, Julio Iglesias’s Penis Is Non-Jewish (and Non-Functioning)

Bet you didn’t know that Julio Iglesias was Jewish? A recent article in La Voz Hispana, a weekly Spanish-language publication, reveals the “confesiónes íntimas” of the internationally acclaimed crooner.

“El pasado mes de septiembre, en Tel Aviv, declaró: ‘Soy judío de cintura para arriba.’ ” For you gringos out there, Iglesias told an audience in Tel Aviv that he’s "Jewish from the waist up.” La Voz explains that his madre is Jewish and interprets the rest to mean that he’s, uhhhh, uncircumcised?

Not only is his dick not Jewish, the damn thing doesn’t even work right. "Julio Iglesias Admite Durante Concierto En Bolivia Que Usa Viagra." Translation: At a concert in Bolivia, he admitted he uses Viagra.

There. You now know everything you’ve ever wanted to know (but were afaid to ask) about Julio Iglesias’s non-Jewish cock. You’re welcome.

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