Joanna Angel: The _Heeb_ Interview

Ever since our office screening of Joanna Angel‘s latest DVD, Not Another Porn Movie, interest in the porn star’s career has peaked among coworkers. We tracked down the impish Jewess (and cover girl for our Photo Issue), who was on her Crackberry in Loa Angeles at the time of this wham-ba’am-thank-you-ma’am-style Q&A.

We really enjoyed Not Another Porn Movie. That was the latest in the Angel canon, correct?

I’m glad you liked it. Its a wonderful little flick about pizza guys and naughty nurses, but it’s not the latest. I recently did a video on my site where my friend and I broke into someone’s big fancy house and raped their pool boy. It was pretty cool. It involved two very wonderful things: swimming pools and anal sex. I mean, what else could anyone else really want out of life?

Have you ever had anything silly happen on a shoot? You know, like a porn blooper?

I was shooting a gang bang once, five guys and myself. I know people make these ridiculous movies these days with, like, one girl and 20 dudes. But five guys certainly felt like a gang to me, so goddammit I’m calling it one.

Anyways we were all into it, and I could have sworn I heard my mom yelling something at me. I thought it was just my Jewish guilty conscience, so I ignored and just kept doing my thing. A few minutes later I heard it again, and it was really fucking me up. I had to cut.

I was like, ‘Yo, does anyone hear anything?’

Then everyone got quiet, and it turned out that it totally was my mom yelling at me. See, something fell on my bag causing it to accidentally push a button on my phone which called my mom of all people. She was yelling, ‘Joanna! Are you there?’, frantically thinking, like, I called her and then died or something. So I grabbed the phone, told her I was busy, and I’d call her back. Fortunately, she couldn’t hear anything, but, yeah, that’s a certified blooper, right?

Have you ever busted out with an ‘Oy’ during climax?

I actually say ‘Jesus Christ’ a lot. I don’t know why. It sort of just comes out. I should probably start saying more Jewish things. Maybe it would be better for my image.

Do you have a sex life like outside of your career, or do the two generally collide?

Unfortunately I’m too busy, and my life outside of videos is not as exciting as it should be. I wish I had more time to get laid. It’s not fair. But the actual sex is pretty close to what you see on camera. I do and say the same things. I mean, when I’m in scenes, I’m just having sex on camera. I don’t really know how to have sex any other way if that makes any sense.

What’s the most Jew-y moment you’ve experienced in the industry?

When I had to pay the first guy I did a scene with, I got really angry.