If Jews Really Ruled the World: Oscar Edition

Jonathan Jacobs is a Brooklyn-based writer, director, artist and DJ who wonders what life would be like if the Jews really did control all the governments, wars, business transactions and media. To commemorate the 82nd Academy Awards, Jacobs presents the Oscar nominees of this parallel Bizarro world with its even Jewier Hollywood.

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Text and images by Jonathan Jacobs.

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