Here we have a Jewish musical comedy group creepily singing about girls entering womanhood. Forget about the inconsistencies in religious beliefs riddled throughout the video, Tweens and Hasids is the new Hipsters and Hasids. We already know they can shake ass. It was only a matter of time before they started invading the Long Island Bar and Bat Mitzvah scene. Although someone needs to tell these guys boy bands come in odd numbers (Nsync=5 Backstreet Boys=5 Jonas Bros=3). Your video isn’t going to go viral when you skip over the minor details.

I’m really starting to desire some twelve-year-old tween queen. Be still my beating heart…those are days long gone.