Goldie Shocks

Goldie Hawn was met with more protestors last night than she’s seen since the debut of The First Wives Club in 1996.

The doe-eyed starlet was giving a speech in Glasgow on behalf of KKL Scotland, a JNF equivalent, when 150 pro-Palestinian demonstrators began "beating drums and blaring horns" outside the Hilton hotel. Fortunately for Hawn, the protest happened in a country known more for its fictitious sea-monsters than its ethnic clashes, so the news probably won’t make it too far past Loch Ness. No need to even call the publicist over this one.

What do you think?

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  1. mrnhghts

    Scotland has traditionally been good to the Jews. We shouldn’t judge them by a bunch of pro-PALESTINIAN demonstrators, as they may not exactly be kilt-wearers, if you know what I mean.

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  2. mrnhghts

    Heeb_in_Hollywood,

    Let me put this as delicately as possible. This is an example of, “Diversity is Our Strength” in action.

    Comprende?

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  3. Puck

    *blank stare*
    I’m still not getting it…I’m from Australia…you really need to spell it out…;)

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  4. mrnhghts

    Very well. I’ll say it. I don’t think those protesters are traditional Scotsmen. It think they are Arabs.

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  5. iconic

    Why the ‘wink’ ‘wink’ thing?? Why couldn’t you say at the start that you thought they were Arabs?

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  6. mrnhghts

    I didn’t think it was this hard to figure out. The post itself links to Scottish “diversity” with a Muslim focus.

    Then again, when Jews are targeted in France by Muslims, people complain about French anti-Semitism.

    It makes no sense, but it seems at t

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  7. Puck

    I think it’s just as senseless to suggest that there are no European anti-semites.
    Who’s to say they were arabs? They could be university students, left wingers etc…
    Och vey!

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