BY: Moshe Kasher
Is Gadhafi fucking serious?
Can we pause for a moment to mull over the reality of that mad wizard running an actual country?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT PEOPLE LIKE THIS ACTUALLY RUN COUNTRIES?
This motherfucker is traipsing around in magical robes, being guarded by an elite female fighting force of virgins. I’M NOT MAKING THAT UP.
Also, why the umbrella Arab Merlin? Are the magic imaginary raindrops falling?
GADHAFI HAS BEEN THE HEAD OF STATE FOR 42 YEARS.
He’s the longest running world leader and the only one who went to Hogwarts.
What fucked looking glass world do we inhabit when Kim Jong Ill’s pudgy cartoon ass and Gadhafi’s Gargamel looking ridiculousness is real.
Oh by the way, elect that fuckhole Sarah Palin and we will have one of our own.
All the robes supplanted with Good Ol’ Fashioned American mama grizzlyness.
I’d love to have her pelt split and lying on my living room floor in front of a roaring fire that I use to make love to my wife on.
Honest to god, no more madmen and women running shit.
I’m a decent dude. I don’t have mad needs for power and spells. It can’t be hard to restrict the RULER OF A COUNTRY to other decent dude(ette)s.
Fuck world, I’m getting sick of this.
Quit being shitty and crazy and act normal.
Feed hungry people. Be nice. Help poor people. Be Just. Heal sick people. Be Strong. Teach dumb people. Be good.
Do no harm.
Don’t be Gadhafi.
It’s so simple.
Moshe Kasher is a Stand Up Comedian and Author who can be seen on the upcoming season of the John Oliver Program on Comedy Central and is releasing his memoir “Kasher in the Rye” early next year.