Frankly, I’m surprised it took this long. But better late than never, I suppose.

And so, with mere weeks to go, we’re treated to a smooth jazz ditty by Youtube’er Daniel Brenner (along with the “Jew Twins“) which gleefully picks apart all the overhyped cultural conflation that Thanksgivukkah has become,  all while Maccabees and Pilgrims beat, stab, and choke each other for holiday supremacy.

+10 for Charlie Brown and Rugrats shout-outs, but to be fair – cranberries on latkes actually sounds pretty good.