David, Rahm and Me

Rumors continue to swirl that Bibi Netanyahu, Prime Minister of the Jewish State, has played the timeless “self-hating Jew” card against Rahm Emmanuel and David Axelrod, two of the biggest Jews in the President’s cabinet. And it’s about time. The world has to realize now, once and for all, that if you do not support every single action taken by a political entity 6,000 miles away in the middle of the fucking desert, you must secretly hate yourself, reject any semblance of attachment to your heritage and probably want a nuclear Iran to bring a second Holocaust upon Israel. If we don’t keep on expanding the state of Israel with settlements, this second holocaust will surely take place immediately, with Rahm, David and the Heeb staff serving at the feet of Barack Hussein Obama’s Fourth Reich, shoveling the

self-loving Jews into gas chambers before marrying non-Jews just to see the look on our parents’ faces.

God, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Why is it so hard for some people to fathom that one can be both against the Jews being “driven into sea” and against continued expansion?

There are many kind of Jews, each hateable for their own special reasons. My kind of Jew, the nebbishy New York intellectual, hates himself for all kinds of reasons (only some of which have to do with being Jewish, by the way) and is anathema to the Hellenistic, he-man, chest-beating tough guys that all too often represent the Israeli ideal. So maybe, Mr. Netanyahu, we fall not in that category of self-hating Jews, but rather just you-hating Jews.

What do you think?

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  1. mrnhghts

    If we don’t keep on expanding the state of Israel with settlements, this second holocaust will surely take place immediately, with Rahm, David and the Heeb staff serving at the feet of Barack Hussein Obama’s Fourth Reich, shoveling the
    self-loving

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