Crank Yankees

Funnymen Lee Camp along with Michael Weingartner slay us again on the blog 23/6 with another EPIC VOICEMAIL from our nation’s prized curmudgeonly P.O.W. to the New York Times.

Best reference to the Nuge? "Is that a fucking baby?…Watch that baby unless you want a $500 Ferragamo loafer shoved down his throat…Baby? Shut your face or you are going to have tell all your friends that a 72-year-old man went Kimbo Slice on your ass and don’t for a second think I don’t know Ted Nugent."Ted Nugent

The fauxmail also gives a glimpse at McCain’s potential special needs policy? Next time there’s a wheelchair slowing things up on the bus, the subway or the street, remember Fauxcain says it’s OK to give that old bitty a heave-ho. "Would you not shove Stalin if he were in a wheelchair? What about Pol Pot? Or John Tesh? You’re telling me John Tesh is in a wheelchair and you don’t crack him in the nuts?"McCain in wheelchair

A true maverick!

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6 Responses

  1. Jose_Peyes

    (Indecipherable) is “Kimbo Slice”. He’s a famous black street fighter made mostly popular by YouTube.

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  2. showashoe

    yeah…handicapped people suck! i ride the metro with some & they’re always trying to cut in front of me or push to the front of the line

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  3. iconic

    pushing in front of you showashoe??
    yeah… handicapped people are just too suckin agile

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