David vs. Goliath
After the success of The Passion of the Christ, critics forecasted a Second Coming of Christian blockbusters. Well, a funny thing happened on the way to the rapture. Eric Kohn investigates.
Sexy Beast
Emma Forest gets up close and personal with Jason Segel, the writer and star of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
So Sue Me
You may know Jeff B. Cohen from his turn as Chunk in The Goonies, though these days the retired child actor hardly ever performs the truffle shuffle for his friends or ransacks damp cellars for ice cream. Now a...
Funny Girl
"Oh my God!! Listen to this!" Kristen Schaal squeals in her appealingly cartoonish voice. She jumps off her bed, which is covered by the kind of faded, old-fashioned quilt you'd only have if you, like, grew up ...
Booty Calls
Whether it's number one, number two or some hellacious hybrid thereof, using public restrooms can be, pardon the pun, a real pain in the ass. We're all used to the comforts of our bathrooms at home—fuzzy toilet...
Hairy Christmas
Zach Galifianakis's new Brooklyn apartment is almost bare. There's a couch and a table with a vase of sunflowers, some books and papers. Taped up on the adjacent wall are three maps of the Middle East. "Oh, don...
Hijinx
Comic artist Evan Dorkin offers readers an unusual recipe.
The Secret Life of Shabbos Goys
What shadowy figures warm the dinners and light the homes of Orthodox Jews on the Sabbath? Adam Bright delves into the world of the goys behind the curtain.
Campus Crusader
Camille Paglia has offended the greatest minds of her generation. Now the cultural critic is defending religion from its critics.
Aryans Have More Fun!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, a dreary post-industrial landscape—what more could a _Heeb_ reader ask for? Winona Barton-Ballentine shoots our sexiest fashion feature yet.
It’s A Mad Mad World
"Something is very wrong with me," says Frank Einstein in the first issue of Mike Allred's cult-classic comic book series, _Madman_, published sporadically since the early '90s. Frank's insecurity stems from hi...
The Bush, The Virgin, The Jew And The Cinderblock Bible
When Josh Swiller traveled to Africa to build a well, he never intended to dig himself into a hole.
