Why Can’t Billy Crystal and Jimmy Fallon’s “Schmuck Dynasty” Be A Real Show?

I’ll admit, I’ve never actually seen an episode of A&E’s Duck Dynasty but from what I understand it’s hugely popular – particularly among those who like to shoot living things for fun. That said, if bearded millionaires making duck calls doth a hit TV show make, why not bearded yids making schmuck-calls?

Maybe if enough of you go outside, sit on park benches, and start calling passersby schmucks A&E will wise up and make our TV dreams a reality. What’ve you got to lose, except your dignity?

[via Failed Messiah]

What do you think?

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