Buy Samantha Ronson on Craigslist for $500,000

Do you wish you could control the blogsphere just by changing your Facebook status, like Samantha Ronson? Well now you can! Instead of going through all the hassle of dating Lindsay Lohan, staying up late and being born to a famous rich family, all you need is $500,000. According to Guest of a Guest, you can buy Samantha Ronson’s Facebook account and the 600,000 page views that go with it on Craigslist. The sale comes after Facebook allowed users to pick their own names and one savvy hustler scooped up the sapphic DJ’s profile name.

If a half-million is too rich for your blood, I can get you a deal on Lindsay Lohan’s Soul.

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