Breaking News: Anna Kournikova is not Jewish

In what may come as a shock to tennis fans everywhere, Russian bombshell Anna Kournikova delicately let the world know that she is not, in fact, a member of the Tribe. Last week at a tennis match, photojournalist Carrie Devorah congratulated Kournikova on her recent engagement to tween-dreamboat Enrique Iglesias by using the common expression, "Mazel Tov". When the tennis pro learned that the common phrase means good luck and congratulations, she snapped, "I am not Jewish – can’t you see my cross?" Game-Set-Match Kournikova, we didn’t want you anyway.

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  1. Heebet

    when you want those breasts lifted and those wrinkles botoxed you’ll be begging for a jew

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