I can’t even begin to estimate how many people have asked me to introduce them to the Beastie Boys since we “interviewed and photo’d them back in 2003”:http://www.heebmagazine.com/articles/view/43. One guy wanted their addresses so he could mail them matching Jewish dog collars. One woman asked if I could get them to blurb “her son’s book”:http://www.amazon.com/Big-Book-Jewish-Conspiracies/dp/0312334397. And countless others have asked me for an introduction to ask them to perform at synagogue fundraisers. The truth is that aside from a couple of recurring conversations covering kugel, kabbalah and “Curly Oxide”:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424920/ we’ve had over Manischewitz and matzoh, I hardly know the Beastie Boys.
And if you think you know the Beastie Boys, well, be humbled by their forthcoming record from Capitol Records. _The Mix-Up_, due June 26, is an all-instrumental, groove-heavy funk record completely devoid of vocals, which will be available at “Starbucks”:http://www.hearmusic.com/#NOW_PLAYING. There are going to be lots of stories written in the next month or so about the Beastie Boys getting old. Sure, it’s going to be crazy to hear MCA’s bass lines interacting with the sound of steaming venti skim lattes, but the _Heeb_ crew saw Adam, Adam and Mike steal the show at “Sasquatch”:http://www.sasquatchfestival.com/ so don’t fret too much. They still bring it. “Tickets”:http://beastieboys.com/ for their first set of summer tour dates go on sale tomorrow.
What’s up with that Starbucks shit? They better be raising money for their 2008 presidential campaigns. Are they writing a jingle for them too? “You gotta fight…for your right…to LAAAAAAATTTTTEEEE’s”
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