And You Thought Your Neighbors Had Tacky Lawn Ornaments

As much as you may loathe plastic flamingos and fat-ladies-bending-down-in-the-gardens, just be happy a ravenous member of the undead isn’t ripping his way through your azaleas.

Check out the Zombie of Montclaire Moors sculpture from Design Toscano, a home and garden vendor. Toscano’s website descibes it as a:

“life-sized, gray-toned zombie [that] will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in quality designer resin and finished so realistically that you’ll swear you can hear him breathing!”

Um… I don’t think zombies breathe.

What do you think?

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