Breakfast of Champions: The lady gunning to become to the world’s fattest woman starts each day by sucking the "soft buttery bacon caramel" out of the new Vosges dark chocolate egg. (The World’s Best Ever)

Little Red Riding Hood unleashes her fists of fury to promote children’s self-defense classes in Dubai. (The Daily What)

The new Kick-Ass posters almost make me give a shit about the upcoming comic book movie starring Nicholas Cage. (Agent Bedhead)

What would you do for the Gay Leprechaun’s pot of gold? (OMG Blog)

Reading strangers’s secrets and then judging them is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon. (Hear My Secrets)

Lindsay Lohan Suing Pedigree Over “Echo” Dog Food Ad (Celeb Jihad)

Hitler without a mustacheHitler without a mustache (Buzzfeed)

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