Links For The TL;DR Version Of The Bible

TL;DR Versions Of Bible Stories Are Perfect [io9]

The Secret Side Of Howard Cosell, A Two-Faced Hack [NY Post]

If You See One Iranian Vampire Western This Year Make It This One [GOOD]

Patti Smith Interviews David Lynch [Dangerous Minds]

Superheros Reimagined As Manatees [Imgur]

Nickelback Wrote A Song About Ferguson [D+T]

Hitler Watercolor Fetches 130,000 Euros At Nuremberg Auction [Reuters]

The Vagina Artists Of Etsy [Vice]

Music From The Films Of Jim Jarmusch [Aquarium Drunkard]