Losing Control?

The Jewish world is all abuzz over the leaked memo making the rounds, suggesting that Jew-Know-Who’s control over Hollywood may be weakening. Apparently, some Dreamworks executive assistant thinks that "Rosh Hashanah" is a person. Before you start panicking though, and imagining that the Japanese, or gays, or gay Japanese are taking over, read the fine print. The author states that she is filling in for the usual assistant, and we can perhaps safely presume is merely a temp (although how someone named "Kristi" got a job there, we’ll never know).

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About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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