5 Cartoons Jesse James Would Love

Jesse James Photos from Us MagazineLast week, Hollywood’s favorite “into history” bad boy, Jesse James, was dealt another blow when Us Magazine published two new Nazi-related photos of him. The first is of him zieg heiling in a convertible, while the other features a cut out of famed teach-kids-to-read character Flat Stanley dressed up as Hitler. Oh Jesse, you cad.

Of course this is inexcusable. Of course it’s in poor taste. But really, it’s quite funny that in James’s wildest dreams, Hitler would be reincarnated as a paper children’s book character. That’s the best you’ve got, Jesse?

Check it:

Madeline

Madeldof Hitler

Corduroy

Cordur-führer

Snagglepuss

Snaggle-reich

Where the Wild Things Are

Rumpus-nacht

Tin Tin

Tin Timmler

What do you think?

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Jonathan Poritsky

Jonathan Poritsky lives in Austin and misses a good bagel. You can read more of his work at the candler blog.

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