Rabbi Levin Explains how Yesterday’s Earthquake was Caused by Gays

Rabbi Levin is one of those extra special souls who knows why bad things happen to other people.

Here Rabbi Levin proves–through recitation of Biblical chapter and verse–why “shaking your male member in places it does not belong” causes earthquakes.

via Towleroad and Unicorn Booty

What do you think?

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5 Responses

  1. LutherBlissett

    Did he find this out this amazingly dangerous cause>effect by shaking his male member in places it didn’t belong? I think we should know!

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  2. Baruch Erdman

    OY! the Jewish version of Pat Robertson! Rabbi, don’t concern yourself with who I love and shtup. Baruch Ha Shem, He made me the way I am and He makes no mistakes.

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  3. Rabbi Sol

    See Rabbi Sol Solomon’s response to Yehuda Levin’s video rant at Shalomdamm­it.com (top post) or search “Reb Levin” in youtube for the video clip:
    http://www.youtub­e.com/watc­h?v=Itywot­fPBcg.

    Here’s a sample of the Rebbe’s wisdom:
    “We then get that old saw about natural disasters being God’s response to sinners. Usually, this claptrap comes out of the mouths of born-again goyim on Sunday morning TV. Shameful! Not so much for being delusional­, but for pre-emptin­g `Matlock.’­”

    Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection­s air weekly on the Dave’s Gone By radio program.

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