Mets fans aren’t some sushi-rolling, lemonade-sipping pansy-asses. The blue in the team logo is a reflection of the hue around our collars. We may have some sentimentality for team mascot Mr. Met, but mostly he’s just an embarrassing, arcane reminder of the days when patronizing gimmickry was a boon to the spirits of the Ebbets Field faithful. Mr. Met might be adorned with one giant ball, but rest assured, the rest of Shea’s male population is boasting a brazen pair.
Urban Kvetch: Mr. Met