Urban Kvetch: Gourmet Ice Cream

Gourmet Ice Cream
It’s summer in the city and it’s so hot out that the air is getting wavy. You run with the rest of the kids down the block, chasing the ice cream truck, only to find some alien stand-in, some horrific usurper, offering you eco-carob with ginger or artisan acai pomegranite, at only uh…five dollars a scoop. Sprinkles, motherfucker, have you heard of them? Shit, McDonalds has soft-serve for a buck.


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