Urban Kvetch: Girls Who “Already Ate”

Girls Who “Already Ate”
I order a big hunk of lasagna and you get a house salad because you “already ate.” Excuse me? Either you’re a bitch for putting me through six different e-mail exchanges dedicated to finding a mutually acceptable restaurant in a mutually accessible location or you’re lying to cover for an eating disorder. I can’t decide which one makes me want to shove my regular-sized meal into your face more.

What do you think?

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