This Penis Is Kosher

For those of you who’re watching the MTV Movie Awards along with the three million 14-year olds drooling over Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson, stay tuned—there’s gonna be a foot-long Jewish cock on your TV. The Hard Times of RJ Berger, premiering at 11 pm EST this Sunday, follows the hapless titular character, an ostensibly Jewish teen (Paul Iacono) whose nerdy social status takes a sharp turn after a wardrobe malfunction reveals his impressive dong to the school during a basketball game.

Along with obligatory masturbation jokes, this raunchy show looks ready to explode with jumbo wieners, awkward parents, and a bangin’ soundtrack including Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push It” playing while a female character humps a desk.  Tell you what– even if the antics of Snooki and Speidi aren’t your thing, this junk is worth grabbing onto.

What do you think?

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One Response

  1. Jake

    Must he be Jewish? Can’t this nerd be Italian, like the actor who plays him?


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