This Just In: Israeli Women Are Hot

Yup. It’s official. It seems like every year there’s a different boring Jewish story that the media simply can’t get enough of. For a while it was the "Jews are cool" story. Inspired by Bar Refaeli’s appearance on the cover of Sports Illustrated, it seems that this year’s is the "Israeli women are hot" story.

I guess it’s better than the "Jews are greedy" story.

What do you think?

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5 Responses

  1. iconic

    So here you go:
    to those commenters,a while back, who questioned why Heeb chose Israeli women for their swimsuit calendar…..

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  2. Puck

    Weren’t they whinging about why all the models were so “goyish” looking, rather than the fact they were Israeli?
    I was under the impression that the “Jews Are Greedy” story was being spread by Courntye Love, courtesy of Heeb Magazine…no?

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  3. mrnhghts

    Frankly, I think the worst of the three stories to be the “Jews are Cool” beat.

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  4. iconic

    yup, there were lots of ‘ why so goyish looking’ comments. But I am also remembering the why did you have to look there- we have beautiful women here – whine.

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