Something Rotten in the State of Saudi Arabia

In the spirit of “Sammy Davis, Jr.”:,9171,826061,00.html, we at Jewdar are inclined to turn a blind eye to politics. But when Jewish control of Hollywood is threatened, we will not be silent. Granted, there are those who argue that Jews never ran Hollywood, or that the “gays”: have taken over. Thus, were we decidedly nonplussed when we found out that “Mark Gill”:, Hollywood MOTshot was selling baby Moses down the river, or some such mixed metaphor.

It seems that Gill, the kind of fancy-pants producer who makes the kind of fancy-pants movies we would never see, had reached an advance stage of a production deal with one Jason Ressler. The movie, entitled _Dove Hunting_ was to be a gripping, adventure-y, spy thingy chock full of expo-sexy tidbits about various miscreants, many of whom were Saudis. All seemed peachy keen for Ressler until the morning that Gill told him the deal was off. No particular reason was given, but it didn’t take much to discover that some of Gill’s gelt came from some of our kaffeathered friends (and this time, it wasn’t “Jamie Farr”: Making it even more interestinger is that the debt underwriter for the production company is GE.

GE made _Seinfeld_. _Seinfeld_ co-starred “Michael Richards”: Michael Richards…well, are we the only ones who are starting to see this crazy Rubik’s Cube of an antisemitic conspiracy coming together? We at Jewdar are shocked, shocked, to find duplicity and chicanery taking place in Hollywood–at the very least, we expect it to be done on our own behalf. We assure you, we will not rest until we get to the bottom of this, or are at least distracted by something else.

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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