Someone Steals Credit Card, Attempts To Buy _Heeb_ Magazine

Apparently, sticky-finger mania is catching. First money and organs–now, credit cards and mags.

Check out the e-mail we received today from our billing center:

CCNow has received Order Number [redacted] which cannot be processed. This order has been cancelled. The customer’s credit card was not charged. The reason for the cancellation is: This order was placed using a stolen credit card number. Regards, – CCNow Processing Team.

You made the right choice, mysterious, thieving stranger. You made the right choice.

What do you think?

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4 Responses

  1. ModernTribeShopkeeper

    We had a plague of fraudulent orders a few months ago. Several orders for Jewish t-shirts. We are kinda excited about the opportunity for “cross-over.”

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  2. Anonymous

    A good while back, when I was running an “online shop,” I got an order for $575.00 worth of t-shirts. I was so excited! I even did a jazzy little victory dance. I was even excited when I found out our customer lived in Lagos, Nigeria… We had really made

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