Simon Says “Kneel Before Me”

Yehude Simon has been tapped as the new Prime Minister of Peru after a government crisis left President Garcia without a cabinet. From what Jewdar has been able to ascertain, Simon’s father came from Palestine and his mother from Italy; though Peru’s already had one Yiddishe PM and First Lady already, Jewish heads of government in South America are still sufficiently rare that we’re willing to suspend our usual rigorous screening process and call Simon a NJB without having gotten the final confirmation on whether or not Simon had a madre or a mammele. Mazel Tov, Yehude. Now can you do something about that Hugo Chavez? He used to be such a nice boy, and now all he does is spend time with no-goodniks.

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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