Seeking A New Intern: Showing Up Is Required

Our old intern was great with excuses, but his impaired immune system kept him from ever coming to work (he was absent 40 percent of the time).

Matt,

Good news is we hope you feel better soon.

Bad news is you’re fired.

Have a good summer.

–Josh

So, the search begins for a fine, strong and healthy intern ready to start immediately at Heeb Magazine. Work alongside staff in several different areas including, but not limited to events and marketing, editorial, and distribution/production.

All candidates should live in the New York area and be available one or more days a week.

Please send cover letter and resume to [email protected] with INTERNSHIP in the subject line.

Looking forwarding to hearing from you, —Heeb

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  1. sj660

    Congratulations! You just admitted to a wrongful termination in violation of public policy and the Americans with Disabilities Act on the web!

    I take it this was snark, but, yeah.

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