Riddle of the Minx

Miriam Minx is not a Jewish porn star. She’s the femme fatale in “this bizarre, yet oddly engrossing branding campaign”:http://www.grolschgardens.com/ from Dutch beer company “Grolsch.”:http://www.grolsch.com/ Here’s what it’s all about: While house-sitting for a friend, you get a phone call from Miriam who’s in a noirish tizzy about a stolen painting that you must find in order to save her life. To sluth out the mystery, you’ve got a camera with a telephoto lense, a newspaper and, of course, a bottle of Grolsch. I didn’t have the patience to figure out the whereabouts of the painting, but I must admit I haven’t felt for a Dutch Jewess in need of rescue since my last reading of…well, “you know the rest.”:http://www.amazon.com/Anne-Frank-Diary-Young-Girl/dp/0553296981

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