Receding Ratings, Sinking Septum

Everybody loves a good fairytale. Boy meets Girl, Girl gets nose job, Boy decides Girl is attractive enough to keep around. In this case, the part of Boy is played by the British public, and it’s Labour Party leader Ed Miliband filling the role of the recently surgery-ed. Miliband claims the surgery was to fix a deviated septum. Yeah, anybody who’s ever been to Great Neck has heard that excuse more than once. Forget about Tay-Sachs; genetecists need to start investigating the link between Ashkenazim and deviated septa.

While this surgery isn’t doing much to help the public see Miliband as less “weird,” at least it couldn’t possibly hurt his lower-than-ever ratings. Perhaps it will even have the opposite effect. Because hey, who among us hasn’t been or doesn’t know someone who has been the victim of botched nose job surgery? (I’m looking at you, Sarah Michelle Gellar.) This totally makes him relatable, in that jappy-girl-next-door kind of way.

The lesson we can all learn from Miliband is that these sorts of image changes are best done at the very beginning of one’s career. Miliband might be dreaming of becoming the next Disraeli, but at this point, he’s more likely just to end up as the British Jennifer Grey.

What do you think?

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Megan Sass is a natural redhead. She is also a writer, actor, and Hebrew School teacher. Turn-ons include: Boxer Dogs, Falafel, and Fanboys (especially those residing in the capital of the DC Universe). You can follow her on twitter at @Megan_Sass.

One Response

  1. Irwin Wikler

    This article brought to mind what must be the most unfortunate act of self- mutilization in the history of Judeo Christian civilization, the Jennifer Grey nose job. It’s a very sad reminder that, if you a born with a “shane punim” as she was (remember “Baby” in Dirty Dancing?), your nose, like the Brooklyn Bridge, holds your face together and joins the areas between your eyes and your mouth and lips and gives your entire face its character. As a kid, I remember seeing Jennifer Grey’s father, Joel, (who played the MC in the movie version of “Caberet”), prepare backstage for a show. By that time he was in his mid-40’s and he had a Michael Jackson flap of skin where his nose used to be, and I imagined he must screw on a different nose for every part he plays.Today’s Lesson, Bullwinkle: Don’t pick on your nose and it won’t pick at you


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