Princess Leia and the Recycled Gold Bikini

Okay, Heeb may not be a gossip site, but this one’s too good to pass up. So I get a call from a friend last night that she just saw Carrie Fisher spend three hours in an eco-friendly home and gift store buying all kinds of stuff and making several calls on her cell phone about getting out of jail and some sort of custody battle, and then a call to someone she called "honey," whom she implored to come and stay with her in Berkeley, where her one-woman show Wishful Drinking is playing. Could "honey" be Salman Rushdie who, according to the tabloids, has been wooing the princess?

After wandering around the store dropping various items—cigarettes, a lighter, articles of clothing—and cruising behind the jewelry counter to check out the merchandise, Fisher announced to the owners that she was manic depressive, and left sporting an eco-friendly owl backpack meant for kids and carrying thousands of dollars in eco-merchandise back to her hotel. Haven’t seen the play yet, but I’m guessing the drinking ain’t wishful at all.

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