How did people talk about Passover before Twitter? I really don’t want to know. Happy Fuckin’ Passover.
Passover starts tonight. Fuck. Let me go overdose on bread….
— Rachel (@kissvampiregrin) April 6, 2012
Fuck Passover I want some good food
— Jacob Rockoff (@rockoff_5) April 6, 2012
Oh my. Passover started?! Fuck. I’ve been nibbling on Cheerios for the past hour :O
— Sabrina Jonas(@sabjonas) April 6, 2012
@manuelaOreo yeah passover blows. Fuck keeping kosher.
— Jeff Fuerst(@JRFuerst24) April 6, 2012
@annefrank123_ your Jewish you dumb fuck its passover
— Jeremy Placenta(@PicantePiacente) April 6, 2012
It’s too bad the new American Pie is opening the first night of Passover, because Jim can’t eat pie tonight, probably can’t even fuck it
— Ian (@muddymudskipper) April 6, 2012
Ugh. Im going to the dinner and we have nothing to eat cuz we cant eat something with flour. Lol strange holiday. Fuck you passover
— inasexual. ღ (@Moanchele) April 6, 2012
FUCK PASSOVER #
— #WOODIE(@lilcbetch) April 6, 2012
Christianity managed to hijack every religious holiday, for example:#Easter = #SpringSolstice = #Passover =Fuck You, thieves and liars!
— Nessa (@godlessMomma) April 6, 2012
@jglaze88 fuck a passover im gonna be looking for eggs all weekend like a freshman frat boy looks for herpes
— James Gerlock (@gerlockitup) April 6, 2012
Passover: God high as fuck… Killing babies and shit!
— Jesus Eliecer Roman (@txutxito) April 6, 2012
Good Friday… More like Passover… Fuck of Christians #jews #werule#fuckoff
— 〽att Killjoy Wrubel (@iamtheforger) April 6, 2012
FUCK YEAH HEY PASSOVER MACAROONS IMMA GONNA EAT THE HOLY FUCK OUT OF YOU SO HARD TONIGHT!
— Nadine von Cohen (@nadinevoncohen) April 6, 2012
Fuck Passover. Jew making us leave early tmrw..damn lol
— Chung (@Daniel_Jaay) April 6, 2012
“Are you going to do Passover.” “Fuck no, I’m eating bread!” #happyhour
— Alex Rubalcava (@Alex_Rubes) April 5, 2012
Fuck keeping passover #ilovebread
— Brittney Jensen(@BrittneyJensen_) April 6, 2012
Um, are half of these folks even Jewish? weird
Don’t you know all that bread and pasta will go to your already fat Jewish ass?!!
Eat mo Meat dahhlink!