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Hey, Academy! Matthew McConaughey Was Robbed!

A slice of Hollywood brilliance has been circulating the web-o-sphere these days. While the movie Tiptoes came out way back in 2003, the trailer for this McConaughey-Beckinsale vehicle has only recently emerged...
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The XYZ Affair: The _Heeb_ Interview

I recently sat down with Alex Feder, the lead singer of the Brooklyn- based band, The XYZ Affair. The band is known for its arena/pop sound and their music video, "All My Friends," featuring former Ni...
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The Montauk Monster’s Second Coming

Generally, Jews don't talk about Hell. But I always imagined that in this fiery inferno, Xanax would be banned, Gmail would constantly be down and the Montauk Monster would make its Second Coming. So since FOX ...
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Is That Pastrami in Your Pocket…?

Lately, Craigslist's sexual encounters page has been a go-to-spot for everything from killing, raping and general freakish behavior. This blurb comes from a recent CL posting:  We are two elderly but spry ...
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Modern Hooker: The _Heeb_ Interview

Modern Hooker (she will not give her real name) is a prostitute who back in January launched a comic strip and has since tweeted her twat off to build an online audience--only for fun. ("Traffic schmaffic,...
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Michael Showalter: The HEEB Interview

Text by Sam Smith via (cc) flickr As a 20-year veteran of the entertainment industry, Michael Showalter has managed to sustain a versatile and fresh career. A featured performer and writer in legendary s...
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The Wesleyan College Killer Reconsidered

As you all know by now, last week Stephen Morgan, 29, stormed the Wesleyan College bookstore and totally ruined ex-girlfriend Johanna Justin-Jinich's day by shooting her to death. Justin-Jinich had issued a res...
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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not…

Khaled Meshal, Hamas' High Muckety Muck, announced this week that Hamas would be willing to accept a Palestinian state within the 1967 borders. Before you get too excited, please note that Meshal, who a couple ...
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Simon Helberg: The _Heeb_ Interview

His father worked for Mel Brooks, and that's a tough act to follow. But Simon Helberg doesn't need a daddy complex (nor he be reminded that his pops Sandy had bits in High Anxiety, History of the World Part 1 a...
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Guactastic

As if her brisket tacos and kyketails aren't impressive enough culinary feats, Heeb recipe writer Morgan Jarrett went the distance at NachosNY's Guactacular Invitational Tuesday night in Brooklyn and snagged th...