Neither Rain Nor Sleet: Woody Allen’s Cousin Will Sort Your Mail

Meet Edward, a Brooklyn postal worker who talks with his hands, owns prescription lenses and is totally neurotic about USPS policy. As I paid for my stamps, this friendly civil servant casually mentioned his famous filmmaker relative, Woody Allen (nee Allen Stewart Konigsberg). Of course, I immediately busted out my Heeb biz card, but, sadly, Edward declined an interview.

Although his link to the Konigsberg clan is still unconfirmed, it certainly looks like Edward and Woody could have been separated at birth.

What do you think?

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