Mommy Dearest

Are you a single man under constant pressure from you mother to find a nice girl and settle down? A man who also operates under the narcissistic delusion that if someone would just give you a shot you could make a great television personality?

Of course you are. Why else would you be reading the Heeb Magazine blog? Well not to worry, Ryan Seacrest is going to hook it up. All you have to do is apply to be on his new NBC dating show, Mama’s Boy, and you and the matriarch could find yourselves headed to an exotic locale to meet the girl of your (mother’s) dreams.

What do you think?

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