When be-Jewfro’d rapper Lil’ Dicky dropped his video for “Jewish Flow” this past summer, I declared it the winner of “everything, ever”, claiming it could only have been created “if Mel Brooks’ “Springtime for Hitler” had sex with Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglorious Bastards,” while the Beastie Boys rapped in the background“. His “So Hard” mixtape is easily one of the best releases of the last few years, and frankly, the fact that LD isn’t the biggest rapper in the game right now is a genuine head scratcher.
Well, as it turns out, Dicky needs our help on his quest for hip-hop superstardom. So, like any worthwhile self-promotor is wont to do, he turned to kickstarter, and…, well here, let him explain:
Boom. More music, more videos, more touring. Sold.
Lil’ Dicky needs our help and, dammit, it’s time to answer the call. Speaking of calls, for a pledge of $100 or more, LD will:
Call your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend and let them know they made a tragic mistake by letting you get away.
That’s just one of the many Lil’ Dickified gifts donors can choose from – it’s worth checking them all out. Because, frankly folks, I need more Dicky. You need more Dicky. The whole world needs more Dicky.
So kick him a few shekels, woncha? You’ll be glad you did.
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