Links For The Muppet‘s Statler and Waldorf’s Oscar Predictions

Grumpy Old Men: The Muppet’s Statler and Waldorf review this year’s Oscar noms (Papermag)

Someone Made A Song Out Of Jeff Goldblum’s Weird Jurassic Park Laugh (io9)

Burning Man sells out in just 45 minutes (HuffPo)

Meet the Israeli army veteran leading Kiev’s street fighting squad (JTA)

5 tips for live-tweeting the Oscar’s from Scandal‘s Josh Malina (THR)

Listen to Mozart’s “Leck Mich Im Arsch” (“Kiss My Ass”) in B Flat (Open Culture)

What if we really knew all our Facebook friends? (GOOD)

So Bruce Springsteen covered Lorde (Time)

Is The New Jesus Movie Son Of God Tea Party Propaganda? (Village Voice)

Bette Davis insists she named the Oscar after her first husband’s ass (Dangerous Minds)