Jews Occupy Candyland

After a heated race to the final square, the Jews have captured Candyland and resettled it as Kosherland (click to buy). Bubbie, The Latke Men Marching Band and Matzoh Man have tossed out Queen Frostine, Gum Drop Mountain and Gloppy the Molasses Monster. While picking the gingerbread card no longer sends you back down the candy trail, mixing meat with milk will. Instead of eating candy canes, eating matzoh on Passover lets you jump four spaces and making babies with a fellow Jew is an automatic win. Oh wait, wrong game kiddies, the shtup is the winning move from the Game of Life.

What do you think?

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19 Responses

  1. adamjk

    i might be outing myself as “really jewish” here, but this game has been around forever. totally played kosherland as a kid.

  2. ModernTribeShopkeeper

    Don’t blame your parents, Kammie. They don’t shop at Urban Outfitters and who could blame them for not wanting to step into a Judaica store? That’s why I created ModernTribe — because most Judaica stores suck. If you want to know what is new with Jewish

  3. tylerparkman

    Yeah this game isn’t really all that new, but I thought it was pretty hilarious how they’ve Jewified a traditional game .


  4. Puck

    I’m not sure which is lamer, MTShopkeepers constant dodgy segues into product placement or the lame attempt to distinguish themselves from ‘other’ judaica stores by bagging them.
    Stuff hipsters hate: admitting they’re just like everyone else.

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