Jewish Mafia Kingpin Dead

Ya’acov Alperon, the Don of Israel’s largest crime family, was killed in a car bombing yesterday. He has previously survived two other car bomb attempts as well as a grenade being thrown at his home. It is not yet known who was behind the attack. The current organized crime war in Tel Aviv is, in part, over the “lucrative bottle recycling racket”. Shamefully, this proves the stereotype – a Jew will kill you over a nickel – to literally be true.

R.I.P Don Alpren

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P.S. This dude looks exactly like my grandpa. He even has the same hat, seriously.

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